My name is River Jestin Ortega. Some people call me a piece of crud but I beg to differ. Born in Wisconsin to a single mother, I've been raising my older brother (who shall remain anonymous for security purposes) since I can remember. I love practicing alchemy, watching home cyst removals on youtube, and lancing my own warts. I am a skilled archer, in Skyrim. My favorite movie is A Serbian Film and my favorite T.V. show is Heroes.